Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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cat food counts as protein by the way
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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