Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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