Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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