Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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