I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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