how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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