OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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