why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You made out with two different species that night
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Randomize