Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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