1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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