Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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