He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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