all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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