Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
my nose is crying tears of wow.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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