Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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