Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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