Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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