We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I party with great urgency now.
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