Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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