drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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