I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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