So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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