please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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