its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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