perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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