But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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