i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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