He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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