cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Randomize