yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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