Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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