Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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