its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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