That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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