no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
So vagazzling was a success
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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