Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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