im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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