I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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