There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
we're so committed to being not committed
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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