I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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