Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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