Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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