like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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