Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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