I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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