is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize