dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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