She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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