My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
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I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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