i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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