Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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